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The Wicked Queen of Fairyland thinks she’s the fairest and ‘drop-dead sexiest’ of them all. And she knows without a shadow of a doubt no one can twerk quite like she can (with the notable exception of Miley Cyrus; but who can compete with the ‘Queen of Twerk’?). All her life the Wicked Queen has heard people go on and on about how hella hot she is, and how she gets every gThe Wicked Queen of Fairyland thinks she’s the fairest and ‘drop-dead sexiest’ of them all. And she knows without a shadow of a doubt no one can twerk quite like she can (with the notable exception of Miley Cyrus; but who can compete with the ‘Queen of Twerk’?). All her life the Wicked Queen has heard people go on and on about how hella hot she is, and how she gets every guy hella hard. So she is understandably distraught when one day her Magic Mirror (who sounds unsettling like Gilbert Gottfried) says to her, “Bitch, you ugly as fuck!”Trembling with fury, the Queen threatens to shatter the Magic Mirror into thousands of little pieces unless he reveals who dares to be sexier than she. The Mirror tells her Snow White just to get the crazy queen off his back. (He’s supposed to go clubbing later with other magical household appliances, and he ain’t got time for this crap.) The crazy queen invites Snow White into her home and attempts to kill her with a poisoned apple and cyanide-laced cider. When Snow White instead eats some chocolate cake (she’s on her period, so back off!) the Queen goes ape-shit, whips out a knife, and screams, “I’ma cut you, bitch!”Snow White runs into the Forbidden Forest and hides out with the notorious seven horny dwarfs, who all have derogatory sex names (except for Bob). In exchange for their hospitality, Snow White has an epic orgy with the sex-starved ‘little people’. Meanwhile, the Wicked Queen finds out where Snow White is hiding and goes on a suicidal mission to slaughter her once and for all. Will Snow White and her entourage of well-endowed dwarfs live to screw another day? Or will the Wicked Queen make good on her threat to ‘cut that bitch’? You’ll have to read this crude, crass, out-right ludicrous parody of a fairy tale classic to find out!...

Title : Snow White And The Seven Horny Dwarfs (Erotic Parodies Book 11)
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ISBN : 24917614
Format Type : Kindle Edition
Number of Pages : 24 Pages
Status : Available For Download
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Snow White And The Seven Horny Dwarfs (Erotic Parodies Book 11) Reviews

  • Chris
    2018-08-07 06:59

    Parody should be funny.This isn't.The sad thing is, a good writer could make it great.