Read cum for bigfoot by Virginia Wade Online


Book 1 of The Monster Sex SeriesIf you go into the woods today…On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them.This story contains oral sex, fingering, forced consent, penetration with a large object, andBook 1 of The Monster Sex SeriesIf you go into the woods today…On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them.This story contains oral sex, fingering, forced consent, penetration with a large object, and ménage à trois. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+...

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ISBN : 13453841
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Number of Pages : 42 Pages
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cum for bigfoot Reviews

  • karen
    2019-02-07 11:38

    you have to admire someone who has gone through the romance aisle of their bookstore with a checklist: "regency, regency, regency, navy seals, nascar, vampire, sheikh, billionaire, scot, tycoon, firefighter, cowboy, cop (all the village people amply represented) doctor, boss, shapeshifter, art historian...what is missing?and the answer is "bigfoot," i kind of have to three-star the sheer audacity of it - to write a serious, non-campy bigfoot porn. that's what's so amazing - this is not funny. its treatment is purely serious, with the humor only manifesting itself in the pre-bigfoot moments of innocent camping* and lighthearted girl-to-girl sextalk. three girls, three guys, and a stepfather chaperone. there are some nervous sexual tension and underaged jack daniels-fueled giggles. after that - the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her "son" leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad. i mean, it is, obviously, but it is not unenjoyable even if, like me, you tend to sorta skim the genital-scenes. i don't need to close-read pre-orgasm pillow talk for deeper literary meaning, and that stuff is always more likely to make me laugh than to make me... anything else.there were many difficulties and obstacles standing in the way of me reading this book - the store-loaner nook has a tendency to delete downloaded books at will** (THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN WITH THE REGULAR NON-STORE-ACCOUNT NOOKS - THE NOOK IS A FINE PRODUCT) and it deleted this one three times before i was ready to actually sit down with it. the second time, connor downloaded cum for bigfoot 2, 3, and 4, suggesting that i get all of them because if i got to the end of the first part, and there was a cliffhanger, i would be anxious to not know what happened next. i assured him i would be all right, and when nook ate them again, i only downloaded the first one. and guess what? fucking i don't know what is going to be-cum of these girls and the monsters that have abducted them, but i bet that it is going to be sexy...thank you to lizzie for tipping me off to this book's existence. if there are more interesting-sounding hookups out there (but what are the odds,right?)let me know. unicorn porn (uniporn??),hippogriff porn,wombat porn, whatever - i will be your guinea pig (guinea pig porn??)*okay, it is not entirely innocent - she does bang the stepfather-chaperone, but at least it isn't her stepfather this time, right??**and this is why i am unable to share any direct quotations with you, because they have all been subsumed into the crazyland of nook-memory...

  • Navessa
    2019-02-13 15:31

    I lied. I can't read this. Apparently Bigfoot is a rapist. I used to be a victim advocate for rape survivors so...NO.

  • Sh3lly ☽ Guardian of Beautiful Squids and Lonely Moons ☽
    2019-01-29 17:45

    First of all, this is horror erotica, which means there is rape or "forced consent" or whatever you want to call it. The kind of sex that is non-consensual at first and then the female discovers she cain't get enough of dat Bigfoot peen.For what it is, you know, it wasn't that bad. I was almost more offended by the creepy stepfather they went camping with than bigfoot. Was bigfoot even really a bigfoot or just a hillbilly-bred, freakishly hairy man? Cuz I wasn't sure.I was amused. Grossed out bigtime. But, that is to be expected with monster porn.

  • Rag
    2019-02-06 13:37

    1 'What the fuck did I just read' Stars*rating dropped*What the fuck?Sammy!!This is the most disturbing, fucked up, disgusting, and funniest shit I've EVER read.From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale cock that defied logic. It was riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ballWhat the actual fuck. This book is about friends that went camping, then 3 girls get kidnapped by Bigfoot and raped. And his bitchy of a mother....fuck her. Anyways, I don't know if I'm gonna read the rest.

  • Sammy Loves Books
    2019-02-01 16:38

    A group of teens, specifically,Porsche and her girlfriends Shelly and Leslie, take a chaperoned week long hiking and camping trip to Mt. Hood National forest. So when Shelly steps out of the car and says, "I'm finding Bigfoot, bitches! Come get me, you hairy ape!" I laughed out loud cause that was foreshadowing in case you weren't paying attention. The story begins like most horror movies do. Teens will be teens, so after a lot of laughing, sexing and drinking, the girls find themselves separated from the guys and victims of a very horny Bigfoot. The only thing scarier than Leonard, that was Bigfoot's name by the way, was his evil mother and her vibrator! Yes, I said Vibrator! She was adamant about Leonard finding a mate and having some bigfoot babies! Bigfoot could only say a few words but he understood english well. I laughed until my side ached when he roared, "Whoooaaarrrr!" at poor Shelly. Thanks to this book, my husband and I now randomly roar "Whoooaaarrrr" out and laugh like goofy teens. But anyway, so Porsche, Leslie and Shelly put together a plan to escape, with Leonard's help of course. This book ended on a cliffhanger and I have to start the next book soon to find out what happens to the girls. I thoroughly enjoyed this book.

  • Wart Hill
    2019-01-30 14:39

    Why did I read that?!In case anyone's wondering, yes, there is sasquatch peen: (view spoiler)["From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale cock that defied logic. It was riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ball. (hide spoiler)]I spent most of the story with this expression on my face: D:I'm gonna have to like...bathe in the brain bleachp.s. Can someone please explain to me the point of monster porn?--Group read with a group of wonderful Masochists.I better not be the only boy reading this, guys. C'mon, where are my fellow masochistic queer boys?

  • Crystal~BIG book addict~
    2019-02-12 14:38

    3.5 Disturbingly Erotic StarsA little Halloween reading material. I know what you are all thinking, Bigfoot, really? For a short, erotic, creepy story, it was surprisingly well written. A group of teenagers go hiking in the mountains, three girls, three guys and a chaperone. One night while the guys are out looking for firewood, the girls see something moving in the woods. The next thing they know, they are waking up in a cage in a basement. A woman unlocks the cage and one by one bigfoot, also known as Leonard, takes the girls and has his dirty, nasty way with them.Overall, this wasn't too bad and there are more books after this one that will continue on with the story.After I got done reading this book, my son turns on the TV and what does he start to watch?I had a good laugh and he looked at me like I was crazy. Go figure?! LOL!

  • Lady Vigilante (Feifei)
    2019-01-31 13:43

    ***3.5 LOL and WTF stars!!***Carol what the heck did you recommend me?!?! Hmmm so this was a really fast read. I mean you can finish it within 20 minutes. The Bigfoot on TV shows:The Bigfoot in reality: I LOL'ed and WTF'd my way through bahahahaha. So what's this about?A group of horny girls, their crushes, and a hot daddy (chaperone) go hiking in a National forest."I'm finding Bigfoot, bitches! Come get me, you hairy ape!"*cough-laugh* Oh he sure will get you horny girl! After a night of dirty sex between Mr. Daddy and Porsche (main female character), she and her two friends, Shelly and Leslie, get ape-napped by Bigfoot Leonard. Here comes the VOMIT!My, my, Mr. Ape has such virility and a healthy libido. LMAO!I seriously could not stop laughing. I mean, ape-rape happens guys and I couldn't stop laughing...I'm such a terrible person lololololol!A quick bio of Mr. Bigfoot:- Cock: "Riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ball." LMAO! (I swear it's much funnier in the context of the book)- Tongue: "Long, abrasive" - Praise from Porsche: "Mating with an animal, part man, part beast, was as unthinkable as having sex with a donkey, and yet, here I was reveling in the experience and not wanting it to end." HIGH PRAISE INDEED! lolSo will the girls, especially Porsche, end up with APE-BABIES?!?!Huh. This was a pretty interesting read...if you want a quickie that makes you laugh and want to puke at the same time, give this one a go!*still LMAO*

  • Carol (StarAngel's Reviews) Allen
    2019-02-21 11:59

    Another Halloween MONSTER FUCK story!!**** I can't decide between 3 1/2 or 4 Stars ****So what happens when a group of teenie boopers goes into the woods for a week of hiking and camping while looking for Bigfoot??NO NOT HARRY SILLY!!!!Yup....every cliche under the sun....especially when the girls are hot and panty dripping wet!Let's set the scene....After a long day of hiking for hours the girls are sweaty and ready to get down for drinking with their "cute" guy friends and a hawt "step-dad" after they return from collecting firewood.Leaves rustle....a twig snaps.....the 3 girls look at one another in fright...."What was that?"....."Are the boys back?"All goes blackA bit later wake up in a cage in the pitch black....light snaps on.....and what??A little old lady with a half man/half ape and.....wait.....what is that peeking out from his fur?? that a yard stick or is that ape man just happy to see fertile women?Here is where it changes from the cliche monster movies......Ape man doesn't want to kill them and eat them....oh no.....he wants to FUCK them and impregnate them and FUCK them some more....He wants to show them a good time with his extra long and thick tongue and monster penis!!Will the girls still want to escape after they had a taste of BIGFOOT??Will there be baby SMALLFEET running around soon?Pick up the book on's free!

  • Shelby *trains flying monkeys*
    2019-01-31 13:55

    Ok so I don't even know where to begin with this book. First of all bunch of dumb teenagers go to woods. Horniness comes next.Bigfoot aka Leonard kidnaps three teenage girls to have sex with. His mom helps out of course. WARNING: if you read this book you will have mental images that cannot be erased.Buddy read with: Cory, JennyJen, Sarah, Wart, Angela, Catherine, Anzu, Aly, Aure, and Grimlock. AKA Partners in crime.

  • Catherine
    2019-02-10 11:51

    [image error]IF Goodreads had half stars, this one would have one half of one star.Yep, this was kind of a 'dare yourself to read it' group read. It's pretty much as bad as you think it is. Wait. Strike that. It's worse than you think it is. This is me while reading most of this story (I won't call it a book, I just won't).Seriously, if you are even the teeny-tiniest bit curious, JUST. DON'T. DO. IT.RUN.

  • Anzu The Great Destroyer
    2019-02-05 18:37

    This was supposed to be a funny review. I was going to read the book, collect my funny quotes, and go wild with it. I couldn’t collect any quotes. I don’t have the necessary gifs. I am completely unprepared. Why? Because this book is pretty fucked up.Let me give you a little warning. If you are looking for a silly erotica to make fun of, then walk away. If you want to experiment the new “monster porn” thing, then walk away. This is not for the faint-hearted. Things are pretty messed up.Ok, no. Things are very messed up. Pun intended.Virginia Wade is a special butterfly. She obviously doesn’t want to be one of the “typical” erotica authors, so she doesn’t allow herself any boundaries. The point is to shock and disgust. Or arouse, if you’re into that kinda thing.Cum For Bigfoot, or Moan For Bigfoot, as they call it nowadays, is full of disgusting crap. The main characters are teenage girls, there’s dirty sex with an older guy (who happens to be the father of one of her guy friends – and a married man), kidnapping, forced sex, sex with an animal of sorts (that’s Bigfoot – not just an overly hairy dude, but an animal-like creature), huge penises with tips shaped like tennis balls (tmi, I know, but I went through it and so should you),(Stfu! I know this is a baseball (ball?) but that's all I got!)watergun-like sprays of cum,group sex with the said animal and – dun dun duuuuun – a cliffhanger!I don’t know if I should be happy or not about this, but I wasn’t as disgusted as you would think. I felt like Wade is trying too hard to shock and I ended up not feeling anything. I wanted it to be funny, I really did, but nope. Big nope. It was boring. Boring and kind of sad. I’m actually thinking of giving #2 a try. I want to see where all this is heading. I hear things about Bigfoot tribes and impregnation. I hope I won’t regret it.Holla to my girls for reading this masterpiece with me! I hope your stomachs are feeling better.

  • Future Slayer Girl
    2019-01-28 16:51

    At first I was scratching my head. The appeal of monster porn totally went over my head until I saw some Dracula and Phantom of the Opera (Because naturally Gerard Butler comes to mind, and come on, who doesn’t want to get it on with Mr. Butler.) So, I entered a contest and a book was picked for me. Mine was ‘Cum for Bigfoot’. You can imagine my horror that I would have to read this… I’m kidding people! I already owned this story! Now, I am going to take a moment and give this book some major credit where credit is due. The book totally took on the role of “B” list horror movie. As much as we all love Jason Voorhees and his totally psycho mother—we know that deep down the storyline is “B” level worthy at best. Not because it is ‘bad’, but because the plot is created to make girls run around dirty, sweaty, usually wet from rain or a lake, and sometimes humping and baring their very ample breasts. Well, Cum for Bigfoot does all of that. It even has a psycho mommy dearest egging on our dear Bigfoot—named Leonard FYI, we have bared breasts, a big monster penis, and a storyline that screams ‘make me a movie because teenagers in their self-destructive lives will love this shit!’ The plot wasn’t complicated. I mean it was created to get Porsche and her friends naked and tupping the rapey, yet loveable Leonard, the mighty Bigfoot. I was entertained no doubt about that. Virginia just has a way of sucking you in and taking you on a wild ride that you are going “What the—“ half way through, yet you find yourself still reading and looking for the next book in the series because, shock of all shocks…we gotta know what happens!!!I wasn’t ‘aroused’ so much as totally engrossed with how well she mixed porn with the horror movie concept. Let’s be honest thought, most horror movies are just rated R porn lol. Very entertaining, if you are curious, pick it up, what do you have to lose, it is very well written horror b movie porn!

  • Angela
    2019-02-05 14:40

    I got about halfway through.Starting with the underage (I got the impression high-schoolers) kids, one girl being screwed by her friend's father (who is married also) in the woods.Then three of the girls being taken and straight up raped by Big Foot - I couldn't handle it anymore.I have a very bit hot-button about rape, I couldn't get past that.I read this with:1. Jenny2. Cory3. Catherine4. Anzu5. Aly6. Aure7. Shelby8. Wart9. Sarah (she hasn't agreed, but I doubt she'll be able to resist, because she loves Sasquatch peen - she agreed)10. Grimlock (who found this gem)

  • Sarah
    2019-02-05 11:39

    I HATE MY FRIENDS :o( In fact I think it's about time I found myself some new ones - ones who won't torture me with bigfoot porn!That was without a doubt the most horrific thing I've ever had the displeasure of reading. In fact it was so bad that even though it's a really short story I only made it halfway through before I quit. Never again and I going near monster porn!!

  • Sophia Triad
    2019-02-05 14:36

    “I’m finding Bigfoot, bitches! Come get me, you hairy ape!”Okay, this book was so bad….that I need to read the second book to make sure the story is still bad!Happy Halloween!

  • Aure `Reading With The Dark`
    2019-02-19 18:54

    A cliff-hanger? Are you serious? There was no story, and you managed a cliff-hanger? *insert proper British accent*~~~~~~~~I am gonna be brave. I can do this..My Darksiders: Angela Cory Anzu ALy

  • Christine
    2019-02-05 13:41

    A funny read that you can't help but keep on reading! The title sure has everything built into it :)

  • Aly is so frigging bored
    2019-02-09 14:33

    Jenny it's all your fault! EDIT: Kill me! OMG I can't believe I read this thing... I can't get the images out of my head!!!!!!!!

  • Donald Armfield
    2019-01-23 19:31

    WOW! This is a reading porno. But not one of those I'm the plumber, is your plumbing not working ones.Set in a cult horror movie setting. with all the right things to call out the bad Guy. Being a big-foot makes it even better. Three girls find out that big-foot is a crazed sex beast. Along with his so-called mother to egg him on with a vibrator.This is some intense sex written with dripping pleasure. Just make sure your wife or significant other is ready tied to the bed post

  • Lauren
    2019-01-25 15:35

    What was I thinking?The writing was bad, the plot was bad, the porn wasn't hot. So no. Run. I was curious. Don't make my mistake. Just run.

  • Tai
    2019-02-18 12:46

    I saw a few mentions of this online and just had to know what all the talk was about. Strange, but hot!

  • R
    2019-02-02 15:52

    I had to it was free!! It was hysterical and almost sassy.

  • Sonia
    2019-02-01 16:32

    It was morbid curiosity that lead me to read it. I've learned my lesson. Do not expect certain types of books to have a plot.

  • Alisa
    2019-01-31 15:55

    What happens when you leave the world behind and shit starts to get real?.... Cum for Bigfoot is what happens. One moment Porsch, Shelly, and her annoying friend whose name starts with an L, are out in the woods roughing it with Chris, Darren, Cameron and Chris 's stepdad Doug.. next... the girls are locked in a cage being picked off one by one to act as a fucking post for a half man half ape with a tounge longer than Gene Simmons and a cock like a mans arm holding a honey dew melon.To bad this isn't based on true events... or is it.....I am actually looking forward to parts 2-6... it cant possibly be bad.. half the time if its not hot as hell it is funny as shit.. and then I saw Cum for Frankinstein.... you can bet your sweet ass I am reading that one...

  • Blue Bates
    2019-02-01 14:31

    Thank the heavens this was free because this was AWFUL.It wasn't even funny. With such a suggestively awful name, there's got to be some substance to make up for it. But no.The sex scenes were atrocious. I'm sorry, but you can't make a retarded ape sexy, no matter how big his junk is.

  • Alice Cai
    2019-02-16 17:53

    4*This was actually pretty fucking funny. I just took this whole story as satire. First she fucked a dude's dad and then she fucked bigfoot. That's all. The main character was like "Oh no I'm being raped, but Leonard (the bigfoot) has a big wang so I'm actually fine with it." wtf

  • Angela
    2019-02-05 18:59

    This is like one of those B rated movies you can't stop watching because it is so ridiculous. Help me! I am on book two now. lol

  • Amy
    2019-01-24 18:45

    Did I read this? Yep sure did. I am the curious type so when I first heard about it my first thought was, "Hmm... I wonder how that plays out." Crazy I know. So when I was talking to some friends and one pointed out that the first book was FREE I jumped on it. Originally at this point I would say curiosity killed the cat, but.. this book actually wasn't bad.Could I have lost my mind?? Very well possible. But let me say that I read this right after finishing a F/F book that almost had me puking everywhere. So if I can manage that, I can manage this and let me tell you... This book was 10 times better then the F/F.. Sad right?? Maybe not. I laughed through most of this. Some of the descriptions and things that happened made me think WTF? So basically Bigfoot kidnaps 3 horny girls to sooth his need for sex. Which it seems that need is NEVER satisfied. He has a human bitchy mother that he lives with. He proceeds to have sex with two of the girls but the last one he takes a special liking too. That's when some things get interesting.Now your probably thinking "How in the hell can I give this book 4 stars??? It's freaking monster porn." Very easily. This book was well written. It was a smooth read and very entertaining in the HAHA sense. And guess what?? It actually had a plot to it. It wasn't straight porn. There is a story here. Shocker I know.. This author has an amazing imagination and the fact that her DAD edits for her earns her another star right there. If I even had the guts to write something like this, I wouldn't let anyone I even remotely knew edit it. Kudos to you.

  • Dee
    2019-02-08 13:52

    Immediate thoughts...With the one guy monster and three girl action, blow jobs and spunk galore, I would hazard a guess the author is, in fact, a male. Just saying, lol. I read and enjoyed for what it was 'monster porn'. That part worked for me purely for the reason I don't expect much more than kinky sex in these types of stories. However, I could have done without a number of other things thrown into the mix (view spoiler)[cheating, the daddy talk. Then the mommy issue to. (hide spoiler)]. Too much going on for a short story.*Free on smashwords at time of posting.